No matter which side of the widening political divide you call home, right now Americans of all stripes seem to have one thing in common. We are all furious. Every time you turn on the news or drag your eyes across the web it's the same story. Any time of the say, someone somewhere is complaining about your side complaining about their side complaining about your side-- like standing in a room with two mirrors facing each other but with twice as much "is my butt really that big?" awkwardness. Left, right, middle or diagonal, news sites always seem to bring you bad tidings of one sort or another, and for hardcore news junkies that sort of thing can be a real problem. It's gotten so bad recently that many of us have begun to take up other hobbies, and in some cases this means going outside for the first time in two years, which we all know carries the risk of exposure to actual sunlight. It goes without saying that something has to be done. Mom always told us that the best way to take the edge off of an abrasive or intimidating person was to imagine them in their underwear. Well, since that hasn't seem to have worked in this case, we decided to go one better and imagine America's most prominent web-based pundits doing really unhygienic things with farm animals. Sound like a terrible idea for a Wednesday night? Of course! So here, without further ado is a short list of porny versions of serious political websites:

• ThickProgress.org
• MuffingtonPost.com
• FiveSixtyNine.com
• PeeRepublic.com
• DailyBaller.com
• TheSpoogeReport.com
• MotherBones.org

Add your own in the comments section and see how long it takes for us to delete them! Fun!