The Narcoleptic Dialectic
A Novel by Mark Arenz

Dirk Hillford has a problem. He woke up on the floor of his apartment with a splitting headache and more than four thousanand messages on his answering machine. Oh, and there also happens to be no small number of people who now want him dead. In the end he must unravel a mystery involving blue food, exploding software, and a strange woman armed with a taser and a storied past.

In 1996 the novel was serialized by the Baltimore Sun on its SunSpot site.